still havent seen any green day jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
"I play Spiderman’s girlfriend, Gwen Stacy, who is a dynamic and brilliant science student. Not to be confused with Spiderman’s other girlfriend, Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn’t love him like I do."
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad
Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.
Yes we do my friend. Yes we do.
we live in nASH GRIER WUT
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay