@taylorswift13:"I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would’ve been the worst pirate ever"

jadekittykat:

10 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides

Everytime I see this post something inside of me screams everytime to reblog it. I could see this one second and then a few minutes later see it again and just

"I can’t reblog this I alread—"

REBLOG IT AGAIN BITCH

jesussbabymomma:

FOR MY SOCIOLOGY EXPERIMENT I TOOK RANDOM NAPS AROUND THE SCHOOL THIS WAS THE WORST AND BEST THING THING IVE EVER DONE

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"HOMELESS GIRL" AND "GET YOUR PILLOW OFF THE DIRTY  ASS FLOOR" WERE MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF THE DAY

 She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth.
- (via the-psycho-cutie)

Taylor leaving her apartment in New York today, April 17

eeames:

fandom’s gradual acceptance of top!stiles

bastardlybrendan:

taskscape:

i-will-lift-you-higher:

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.

people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one

"these days it’s true though!"

TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS. 
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.

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